I'm wondering what it would be like to be in the audience of "The Price Is Right" and hearing them say, "Little IowaMan, COME ON DOWN!!! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right!" Would it be improper of me to drop my pants and let the little guy dance around and get all excited for the TV cameras?

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