well I guess some one should start telling the truth here so I have done many "naughty" things to many to fit in this post in fact but I will post a few. I have had premarrital sex and when I was a kid I stole a piece of gum and this one time at band camp oh wait that wasn't me I have spied on girls undressing (sorry lilith i couldn't help it) and well thats all I can think of of hand.

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Some people they like to go out dancing
and other peoples they have to work, just watch me now
And there's even some evil mothers, haha
well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt
You know that women never really faint and that villains always blink their eyes, ooohhh
And that, you know children are the only ones who blush
and that life is just to die

sweet jane the velvet underground