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				You heard it first at Pixies.
			 
 Have you ever had an idea that was great, but not necessarily a moneymaker?
 Would you like to share?
 
 Mine is an MP3 alarm.  MP3 tracks, silent for all but the last minute, of differing length.  If you want a half hour (or whatever)  snooze,  plug in the old player, select the appropriate track and snooze till reveille.
 
 Yours?
 
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				03-25-2008, 05:02 AM
			
			
			
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	| Something I always thought would be nice would be turn signals on a car that would turn off after some amount of time whether the car made a turn or not.  It could always beep the driver to tell him/her it was doing that.
 Nothing more frustrating than to make a shallow turn and realize 10 miles down the road that your turn signals are still on.  (In fairness, two of our cars start beeping after maybe five minutes.)
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				03-25-2008, 07:13 AM
			
			
			
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	| They are the curse of my existance.
 Perhaps one which ticks louder and louder the longer it's on?
 
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				03-25-2008, 12:31 PM
			
			
			
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	| I want a meta search engine for porn - something where I can specify that I like redheads with big muscles and green eyes and it will give me a list of all the pics and vids with that kind of guy in it.    <-- Hates to work for her porn
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				03-25-2008, 12:36 PM
			
			
			
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				03-25-2008, 12:59 PM
			
			
			
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				03-25-2008, 03:30 PM
			
			
			
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		| Originally Posted by dicksbro Something I always thought would be nice would be turn signals on a car that would turn off after some amount of time whether the car made a turn or not.  It could always beep the driver to tell him/her it was doing that.
 Nothing more frustrating than to make a shallow turn and realize 10 miles down the road that your turn signals are still on.  (In fairness, two of our cars start beeping after maybe five minutes.)
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They have those on some top end cars already that do both.
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	| I want a device kind of like a Roomba that continuously cleans the bottoms of spas and pools and minimizes the amount of chlorine you need to use. 
				__________________Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
 
 I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
 
 
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	| Oh, I was about to post about pool floor sweeps, but I see Lilith beat me to it.  I'm battling with mine.  It works for about 10 feet and then loses suction  
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				03-25-2008, 07:33 PM
			
			
			
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	| Those that know me, know that I am full of ideas. 
However, they also know that only about 0.001% of them are actually good ones.
 
My hair brained schemes are largely greeted with a polite smile or a    
Here are two of the more recent ones...
 
Number 1.  A moisture sensor on the roof of your car or somewhere near the front windshield, that automatically adjusts the speed of your windshield wipers, I just hate that squeaky sound    , and more practically one can never react quick enough when the downpour hits or when passing a semi.
 
Number 2 and I think this one might be more doable (pun intended).  I call it Shake, Rattle, and Roll.  A battery-less vibrator that is powered like those small flashlights that you shake up. http://www.survivalschool.com/products/lighting/ 
Just shake...rattle...and ROLL!    It is already built to fit into a cock shaped vibrator too, so it wouldn't take much to incorporate the two technologies. |  
		
			
	
		
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				03-26-2008, 02:47 AM
			
			
			
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	| /me scribbles down all these "kooky" ideas and looks up number to the US patent office
 *giggle*
 
 
 
 Or how about the one that got away? Mr. Lixy swears he thought of colored/pictured contact lenses years before we ever saw anything like them in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. He says he and a friend were tripping and got to talking about pictures (of lions and tigers and bears or what-not) on eyeballs. The next day, after they came down, it still seemed like a viable idea. That fact alone is amazing. If you've ever tripped, you'll agree!
 
 And I would LOVE a bobbin sensor on my industrial sewing machine. I hear they have a winding counter but I don't care if I got an electrical shock. Just so I am aware that I am about to run out of bobbin thread so I don't have to pick up the holes I make in leather, etc.
 
 /me writes that one ^^^ down to include it on the list when I call the patent office
 
 DREAM ON PEEPS!!!
 
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