thickhunkofbeastfeastfleshtoolakapenisicle

That's what I'd name it!!!!!

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Is it really worth it? What if the winning bid doesn't even come close to covering the cost of the actual tattoo? Maybe I'm just underestimating the number of people who would pay a lot of money to name someone's schlong...

With a name like that....you'd only be able to see the entire word when he was really hard.

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OoooooooooKaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

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unbelievable...

Quite believable.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public".

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Damn, Lil...he'd have to be hung like a horse to fit all that on! Unless you spiraled the word around from base to tip, I guess. Could be done. Might be fun trying to decypher the message...but I doubt I'd ever want to get that close

I'm impressed! Bidding's up to $11!

For 12 bucks could we call it "Property of the US Army" or something?

Something nice and simple like....PETER O'TOOL

i don't think any sum of money would get me to tattoo anything on my shlong. ouch. so far 11 bucks to him though. he better hope for "ed"

I'll pay him $12 to tatto supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on it. I'll pay him $12.50 to do it in 1" letters in a spiral all the way from tip to base.

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almost nothing better

...and to think, mine got named years ago, & I never made a lousy dime out of it...

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The link doesn't work for me HELP Did anyone save it?

Mayhaps eBay pulled the auction.

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<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas