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Jury Duty....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  zzzzzz 
 
 
Tell me how to stay awake. This is this poor ladies only day in court and I am trying soooooooo hard to pay attention. Any suggestions on how to survive another day of it? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		 nipple clips? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		Clit Clip?   
Shall I make a Video for you Lilith?    
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		The nipple clips will show through my see thru revealing top I wear to distract the defense attorney   
MM let me think about itYES!!!!!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		You could just wear no top at all   .....with the nipple clips of course    
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		empathy for the lady and her day in court and somethiing non-caffinated instead of coffee which would only make you have to pee 
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you could just paint some eyeballs on your lids and then it wouldn't matter    
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		 Get one of those remote controlled vibrators, and give the controller to the bailiff.  That'll keep you awake. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		She'd like that    
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		 What ever you do........... DON'T YAWN !!!! 
 
Was reading where a judge slapped a contempt of court charge on a jury member for yawning during a trial.....When he was asked why he said he was tired,,,oy vay the poor smuck was really nailed by the judge...(who by the way later recended his contempt charge) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I can relate to your situation, Lil.  I've been able to escape jury duty for years (thank God for nursing babies), but there was once when I had to sit for a few weeks and thought I'd slip into a coma. 
 
What I did to stay awake worked very nicely at the time, but I doubt it'll work for you. 
 
I was hugely pregnant with my first child.  I kept poking myself in the tummy so that the baby would kick.  She got pretty pissed and did alot of thrashing.  It worked really well! 
 
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		 A jurror fell asleep today...I wonder if it will be a mis-trial after all this 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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		Imagine yourself as the judge and all the sexy male jurors having to pay homage to you.  Then if you do start to 'nod off' give your pussy a sneaky rub just to keep your adrenaline levels up     
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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