A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
>>consummate
>>their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
>>confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
>>
>>The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
>>
>>The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
>>
>>"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
>>
>>"Tiger Woods."
>>
>>"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
>>
>>"Yeah."
>>
>>"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
>>with him."
>>
>>The husband and wife then make passionate love.
>>
>>When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
>>
>>"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>>
>>The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and
get
>>something to eat."
>>
>>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>
>>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>
>>"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>>
>>The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
>>second time.
>>
>>When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what
are
>>you doing?" she asks.
>>
>>The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room
service
>>to get something to eat."
>>
>>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>
>>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>
>>"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>>
>>The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one
more
>>time.
>>
>>When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
>>phone
>>and starts to dial.
>>
>>The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>>
>>"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this
damn
>>hole."
>>