Can I plead the fifth and hope they can't accumulate enough evidence to convene a grand jury?

Have you ever driven without insurance?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Nope

Do you ever put off everything else while you look at pixies?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

guilty....


Have you ever masturbated on cam?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Innocent for that

Have you ever raided a skip for anything re-usable?

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Skip might not like that! He'll sick his clowns one me!

Ok...seriously - Guilty! I snagged a hunk of mahogany and made a snazzy looking coffee coaster!

Have you ever tossed your trash in someone else's dumpster?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

guilty, guilty, a thousand times guilty - I often throw my doggie bags in the nearest dumpster.

Have you ever not scooped the poop?

innocent


Have you ever fished without a license?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Guilty. I'm 23 years old and have yet to have a fishing license yet I go at least twice a month.

Have you ever given someone a fake phone number?

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I'm an artist and mindfucks are my medium.

Nope

Have you ever faked an orgasam?

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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

Guilty, but only once. It was never gonna happen.

Have you ever jaywalked?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Guilty. And, WI...how exactly do guys fake an orgasm????

(learning new skills daily here at Pixies)

Have you ever dreamed about having sex with a co-worker, while sitting in a meeting with them?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty but god she's sexy!!!


Have you ever farted and blaimed someone else?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

yes i always blame the dog

have you ever pissed your pants

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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

Oh, I'm sure I did as a toddler.

Have you ever skipped a meal rather than eat what was offered?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty - I hate cabbage cooked so I qwent for as KFC.

Have you ever tried to leave a Restaurant without paying either the full bill or for something on the bill?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?