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Q. What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A. Relative humidity.
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07-18-2003, 11:28 PM
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Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia, it's a misdemeanor.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:28 PM
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07-18-2003, 11:29 PM
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Q: How does a woman scare a gynaecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:30 PM
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Q: Why was the young man upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
A: He was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:30 PM
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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A: A wet nose.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:31 PM
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:31 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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Q. What do a farmer and a pimp have in common?
A. Both need a hoe to stay in business.
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07-18-2003, 11:32 PM
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Q: What do you call an eighty year old impotent sailor?
A: A salt with a dead weapon.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:33 PM
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Q. Why did god make pubic hairs curly?
A. If they were straight they would poke your eyes out!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:33 PM
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Q: What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?
A: Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:34 PM
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banging bitch betty brazenly beside bonny's beachhouse broke bill's boner beyond bandaging
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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Q: What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Dough Nuts!
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