You can't use peed-in panties as a replacement drain plug for your waterbed.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LMAO at WI and Lixy

you can't use a waterbed for replacement of the panties you peed in. although it's waterproof it's waayyy to big.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

but if you put the gelatin inside of the water bed then it would solve many of these things you can not do on it!!!!

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

With gelatin in the bed, putting some Jeldi artificial fur around the drainage hole,

painting eyes and breasts on the sheet, I can charge $50 to root the world's largest

vinyl virgin.

Scotzoidman, have you still the paperwork we found when we were talking about

franchising the SOFA?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

/me checks ass


WANNA BET????

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

/me checks ^^^'s ass too. Just to check it.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You can't act dignified on a water bed.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Even if I hold my penis with my pinky out?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Shall I drink it like a teacup?

BTW -- English breakfast or Earl Grey? Or was that "Irish Breakfast?"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Earl Grey...you can't ride a unicycle on a waterbed

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Wanna bet?

You can't take that Pinhead guy from Hellraiser to bed with you if you have a waterbed.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

you can't fill your waterbed with Aqua... or *can* you???

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Once, after draining my king-sized octagon waterbed (that's right octagon, with no head board) just for sh*ts and giggles, i took my hairdryer, set it on cool, and filled it with air to see if it would work for one night's rest as an air mattress, so i could wait for the next morning to fill it with new water. Needless to say, it didn't work so well (LOL).

Soooo, you can't fill a waterbed with air and expect to sleep well.

You can't play a game of pick up sticks in the middle of your waterbed...without modifying the rules.